you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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