Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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