I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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