I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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