Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
And then my night got REAL pukey
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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