party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
why is half of my head shaved?
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