You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
stop calling my apartment porn island.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
