i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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