i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The air was thick with penises
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Randomize
