I wanna passion pit in your ass
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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