Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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