she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
and you fell through a lawn chair
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
