For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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