She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
we're so committed to being not committed
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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