one two three fourrrrnication!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We're too hungover to prance.
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