if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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