She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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