Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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