I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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