do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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