puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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