I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
North Korea, Best Korea!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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