I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
can u get pink eye on your cock?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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