your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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