I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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