I'm really into asian looking animals
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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