I want to stick my p in your. b.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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