ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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