Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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