he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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