I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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