Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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