hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Randomize
