I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
try to milk me bitch
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