I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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