Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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