"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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