sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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