Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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