i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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