yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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