Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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