he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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