I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
