i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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