my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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