The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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