awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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