I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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