He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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