Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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