How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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