you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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