You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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