Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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