I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
