Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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