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East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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