You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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