This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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